Have you found Jesus?

No kidding, in the Union Prospector Thu. the Abundant Life Community Church reports that someone has taken the hand carved baby Jesus from their manger. They are hoping he will be returned by their Dec 2nd program. So, if anyone from ALCC asks if you've found Jesus . . . . .
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Not that I want to help "cheaters" but really folks, in light of all the busted husbands lately, can someone come up with a "CHEATERS SURVIVAL GUIDE." Chapter 1 NO leaving messages on your girlfriends cell phone (that she can play over and over and over, to anyone!). Chapter 2: ONCE ON THE WEB, FOREVER OVER YOUR HEAD, The internet is NOT your friend. There is no "valtrex" for emails. Chapter 3: The obvious dangers of cheating on your Mistress, aka Hell has no wrath . . . . .Chapter 4: Cocktail waitresses, can they REALLY be trusted????? Chapter 5: Texting, aka Sexting, just DON"T go there (PS: see chapter 1). Chapter 7: NO, there is no "attorney/doctor/client type privilege between you and your HOOKER. I tell ya, it's a sad day when a Stanford Grad, a Governor and a former DA doesn't know any of this . . . . .
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Brace yourself. Some weather predictors say we'll be getting snow Mon-Friday. Oh boy, White Christmas. Enjoy this weekend, dry but COLD. I love Victorian Christmas in the snow. Hope to see you there Wednesday. There also will be Victorian Christmas 2 Sundays this year, the 13th and 20th.

Tiger, what up?

If you haven't turned on the news or read a paper in the past few days, you probably don't know that the usually "untouchable" Tiger Woods had a predicament at home last weekend. For unknown reasons, he left his estate at 2:30am in the Caddy SUV, and immediately hit a fire plug and a tree. His wife used a golf club to break the rear window and get the semi-conscious golfer out of the car. He's not talking. Which begs the questions, Tig, where ya going at 2:30, and why did wifie have a golf club in hand? On Rachel Maddow last night, a reporter put this out there: "Well, apparently the wife was mad about something, and went after him with a 4 iron. Tiger tried to flee. The cops asked him how many times the wife clobbered him. His reply, "I think 6 times, but put her down for 4." Best line I've heard yet. Golfers will get it . . . .

NATURES PRUNING AGAIN!

WOW, were you here for the wind storm Saturday morn? It was blowin' as good as I've ever seen it. Power was out from about 8am till 2pm (thanks PG&E, you got things going quick considering). I haven't seen any big trees down in CS, but heard a few fell in town. There is however about 2" of evergreen branches all over the yard. I figure it's just God's way of telling me it's time to make wreaths! It was plenty freaky sitting in the house hearing the snapping of LARGE branches all morning. In contrast, today was calm with a beautiful gentle warm breeze stirring about. I was trying to do cleanup today, and came face to face with a beautiful doe, just 2 or 3 feet from me before we realized each other was there! There was a fence between us, but still, it was wonderful to be so close to such a beautiful girl. I have seen more wildlife in the past few weeks than I did all summer. Deer, bear, fox and wild turkeys. Be careful out there. Share the road (also with those kamikaze bike riders). The union reported 3 bears have been hit by cars in the Brunswinck/Idaho Maryland area recently. Sad for the bear, sad for the driver. Those bears can jump in front of your car faster than you think. Wouldn't hurt for us all to slow down . . .
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It was a perfect day to put up Christmas lights, etc. and I stopped to watch Bill Carter putting his up (masterfully, of course). Walked by the store to see if I could catch the new owners . . . no one there yet. Talked to Carol Carter on the way back. Discussed the Christmas Party at the Firehouse on Dec. 12th. Santa will be there again. Be sure to bring the little ones. It's a great time for all, and good photo op. Always free, as sponsored by Cascade Shores Women's Club.